remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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