i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
