Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The adults are the big ones right?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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