kristin has been a bad kristin
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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