I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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