I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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