just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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