He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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