I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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