its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
