how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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