Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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