Someone shit on the floor
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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