we're blogging at a bar
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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