There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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