ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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