she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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