I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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