So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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