I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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