if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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