So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
no you cant smoke seaweed
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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