what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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