It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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