i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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