the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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