It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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