I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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