I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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