He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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