What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
