They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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