On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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