Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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