I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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