You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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