You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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