oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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