Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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