she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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