Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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