honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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