At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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