No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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