Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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