I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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