I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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