In the future we'll all be gay
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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