I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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