She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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