I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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