i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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