I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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